I went on a once in a lifetime tour of Egypt and Europe. I say, why not more!
It turns out that chewing gum has been found to release thousands of microplastics. I always thought gum should chew itself So we don't have to strain so much!
Some of us who live in apartments have property managers that come in like once a year for the annual spring inspection. This is sort of like a cleaning cyclone that comes through and cleans things out for a while. And hey! To be clean cools the tropics by 30°!
"Waiter, what's this mouse doing in my soup?" "Trying to get out!"
If someone says this house is crawling with ants say oh no the house can't crawl just the ants!
Where are you more of an opti-mist if you say the house burnt up instead of the house burnt down.. because to put out the fire you can moisturize!
Mice have been evolving to avoid mousetraps in the house and now they can outsmart them and while more often the mice are still at large, this is just not so not if it's a 200 lb Mouse running around who wears a T-shirt where the words say "I beat anorexia!"
Chat GPT never sleeps..and our snores are much louder!
We read about the wireless fence for keeping the dog nearby without the dog having to dig with the shovel to get out of debt for $200.. I wonder if they have fences with foam like foam ear stops and foam to stop the dog from foaming at the mouth!
For your collectible coins you know when to hold'm and know when to fold'm!
A way you can be satisfied you're getting good quality food at a cheap restaurant, is if the mouse approves, but it depends on what!
Is it easier to stir a pot with the right or left hand? I tried this and if I burn my hand it's especially easier to stir with your right or left hand and with a spoon in your hand, if your hands in a silicone oven mitt rated to 500°!
Note....Moooove the powdered milk away from your cell phone as you eat. This will clog it up, and even while the merry Dutch cows may be dancing in their clogs, you may be left with two left foots when you may otherwise type in with your socks!
Fourth fifths of the musicians on a site like Soundclick where all musicians are invited seem to sound like strumming. As a musician I tend to be better than most but not as good as some and isn't this just life itself.
Most of the musicians on SoundClick apparently don't realize how, according to Discover magazine the essence of good music is unusual chords where they're predicting what songs would go to number one based on unusual alternating with usual sounds.
All those amateur musicians if they just knew what they're looking for Contrary to what Einstein said they would have an easier way to find it. Einstein's Laugh was about how if we know what we were looking for we wouldn't call it research it would be called the going nowhere with strumming song!
Of course it's just awesome that most really want to be good at music. It makes it so the people who know how will feel more blessed than they would if most were also great at music or art, We see the same thing on searches about artists.. most are also strumming!
Never feed milk to a cat, because they're lactose intolerant. We're more tolerant of them than they are of us~ Does this mean we're lactose! Cats might lactose but they Certainly are not without Santa claws at Christmas!
When a Man is zonked out on a woman's perfume, you can be sure he's not taken leave of her perscentses!
Tesla and America's worst nightmare China unveils Car with four Motors.. But the four Motors are just Electric Wheels and ours are rounder! The headline didn't red! It was what and blue!
Science has found that most like AI created poetry more than poems by poets like Wordsworth or Burns. It's not that they read those rhymes years before; they were just nostalgic about the months ahead!
What is benificient? When a fish was in a fund raiser and was a fish and had been a fish in a triumphant early afterlife!
The headline read, scientists discover amber from 90 million years ago..
I said that was the same amber they discovered millions of years ago in the web site I read before when they double clicked and the web stone BC powder tablets they typed with, were real! BC before Cyber..
A Christmas asteroid is possible to hit the earth in 2032 on December 22nd (see link here, close your eyes while you read!) but experts say that the chance of it actually hitting us is only like 2% or as much as if you roll the dice and got 12 dice with one roll or as good as if you bought a million lottery tickets.. Me, I never win anything!
We may think we have it tough about winter but it's not so bad. In Alaska they have it like this most of the day each month. And when they want to dry clean their hat they have send them to the dry ice box cleaners And the Christmas light is a rainbow of the Northern Lights..and the pot of gold always is the Gold Rush of '99!
They now have automobile cologne with that "like new smell" for fast living on the super highway of life.. I didn't even know RVs wheels wheezed, when they feel inflated!
Cats have a lower IQ than a dog. Our dogs are unaware so when they dog nap in the shade they never listen to our bark anyhow! Just the dogwood wood!
A man went before the judge 59 times this month.. And he said "I think this time I really learned my lesson!" And the judge said "I think your dog had better not apply for another PhD From the University of Arfizona online!"
In Australia in the winter it's cozy here... And it seems much like Australia in Febuary here too~the boats are all upside down in the rain!
I don't use incense and here's why! Who knows what chemicals you may be ingesting, It may be polluting and "uncommon incense is not as good as common scents"!
I want to look thinner so I go to my ophthalmologist and say, "How can I double my size in half with the mirror" and she says, "Weight and See!"
I go out on this jogging Trail where I live and it's paved well by the local town council with lava and I said you'll never have to resurface my shoes for thousands of years because by exercise I'm lighter and lighter; no more darn potholes!
Mice can't live naturally north of the tropics so they like to snuggle up in a nice cozy house. A lot of people would like to smuggle them out-and smuggle out their cheese without them!
They found collectors they can use at night to harvest radiation from the Earth's heat as it radiates out when there's no cloud cover. Finally! solar power at night! Mom's been waiting for years!
These collectors collect about 50 watt hours and a usual solar array collects about 200 W.
I think solar collectors and these radiant Earth Energy collectors can both be boosted by channeling and collecting the heat from the frequency in the air where it's more transparent to heat. Here it doesn't insulate like the other air frequencies so the air doesn't keep it from reaching the collector so much.
DaVinci thought of the idea of Earthshine where he drew the diagram of the Earth and Moon and the Earth is reflecting light from the sun in the daytime to the moon on the dark side and this lights up the Moon. Da Vinci was the first person who thought of this cause of Earthshine.
On the moon when they see the Earth rising is called Earthrise and here on the earth we see more Moonshine!
They've also found a way to read the ancient rolls from near ancient Vesuvius that were hit by the volcano using a particle accelerator and AI recognition to recognize words even though the roll was burnt and buried after the eruption of Vesuvius.
Marms and librarians go wild! They can't wait to flip through the ages! No, the pages!
It's been seen that some famous celebrities have a Full scale map of the U.S. And they spend Several months each year Folding and unfolding it. Me I have a full-scale globe of the earth and I spend a year each month for a thousand years inflating and deflating it! I'm never out of breath by the ozone layer!
I saw this commercial for an airplane or ships and it says Say Maximum speed 135 knots, cruise speed 125 knots, I'm thinking knots per hour knots per hour they'll catch up with us up here in the air eventually! If we can't tie good knots per hour, tie lotsa knots per hour!
Restaurants here in 2025 are finally serving smaller portions.. Perhaps they're cutting back so they can make more cash for our health..
I've been drinking powdered milk for years, Because I love the flavor but it gets in my cell phones charging port So I started to think, "What not just add water to the milk and drink it?" I'm surprised the cows didn't think of this! What do cows give in a drought? Powdered milk! What do cows give during an earthquake milkshakes!
A man on a Canadian airline sued the airline for 700$ and couldn't claim his baggage for several days and it was filled with seafood.. It wasn't found till the drug sniffing dogs filed a formal complaint -without the seafood and Drug sniffing dog Administration!
If it really was the thought that counts many more of the wealthy would be alert in Ohio..
Have you noticed how Whoppers don't weigh as much as they used to.. McDonald's has the "Half a Meal" this is also named 8th of a Pounder!
J what state has the most diners? New Jersey! Who wants to go to Neoo Jousey? "Noise with charcoal"causes best digestion! I'll have a crunchy side order of ear stops!
Inventors have devised a record-breaking diamond storage method that can store data for millions of years.. If it's a record made out of diamonds I don't think it could be record breaking! The record may play the song more than the diamond!
The greatest new Christmas present is supposedly sending people other people's unclaimed postits! They won't just send a picture of a beautiful lady, they say oh no I want the beautiful lady
I go in the store and look at the scent on television Inventions, and it's just common and uncommon scents of smello vision..
The good thing about the lottery is if you had bad luck
before it's not a rerun if it wasn't even deja vu right away!
Whats a ham radio or a sandwich worth? If it's a ham radio you can't decide to eat it or listen to it, but if it's a "hand sandwich" you always are more aware If you have it with the shake! Ladyfingers are a treat..Like in China "Finger Licking Good" was translated as "Eat Your Fingers Off!" Just chew your nails you're getting enough iron! What kind of sandwich speaks for itself.. a tongue sandwich, but not if it yells in the PM hours and saves on the high speed connection microwave radio T Mobile rates!
