I went on a once in a lifetime tour of Egypt and Europe. I say, why not more!
My cheese won't melt in 3000 years because golden Rolls Royce makes the best pizza drones. At these prices it can't afford to melt!
It turns out that chewing gum has been found to release thousands of microplastics. I always thought if motorized cheese should chew itself! Change the oil save 52 trips!
Some of us who live in apartments have property managers who visit like once a year for the annual spring inspection. This is sort of like a cleaning cyclone that comes through and cleans things out for a while. And hey! To be clean cools the tropics by 30°!
How to stop a mouse in Ohio? Serve frozen cheese pizza!
"Waiter, what's this mouse doing in my soup?" "Trying to get out!"
Mice don't like ants because they never die they just go to a big cat-chin above.
If someone says this house is crawling with ants say oh no the house can't crawl just the ants!
My house has a big elevator sometimes, no it's just the house in a cyclone!
Where are you more of an opti-mist if you say the house burnt up instead of the house burnt down.. because to put out the fire you can moisturize!
Mice have been evolving to avoid mousetraps in the house and now they can outsmart them but how can they type in without 5G?
Chat GPT never sleeps..and our snores are much louder!
We read about the wireless fence for keeping the dog nearby without the dog having to dig with the shovel to get out of debt for $200 to pay for this!
Where's the best place to find rare coins? Clean dirt!
For your collectible coins you know when to hold'm and know when to fold'm!
Is it easier to stir a pot with the right or left hand? I tried this and if I burn my hand it's especially easier to stir with your right or left hand, if your hands in a silicone oven mitt rated to 500°!
Note....Moooove the powdered milk away from your cell phone as you eat. This will clog it up the port, and even while the merry Dutch cows may be dancing in their clogs, you may be left with two left foots when you may otherwise type in with your socks!
Never feed milk to a cat, because they're lactose intolerant. We're more tolerant of them than they are of us~ Does this mean we're lactose! Cats might lac lactose but they Certainly are not without Santa Claws at Christmas!
When a Man is zonked out on a woman's perfume, you can be sure he's not taken leave of her perscentses!
How can you know if your psychic is using perfume? When you pay her in advance for being in non smokers!
Science has found that most like AI created poetry more than poems by poets like Wordsworth or Burns. It's not that they read those rhymes years before; they were just nostalgic about the months ahead!
How do you know if your goldfish is smart? He went to college and not to high school with a PhD.
Why is a PhD good for business? 37% of business majors are rich. They must know and found out somehow!
What is benificient? When a fish was a was a fish in a life saving charity and had been a fish in a triumphant early afterlife!
The headline read, scientists discover amber from 90 million years ago..
I said that was the same amber they discovered millions of years ago in the web site I read before when they double clicked and the web stone BC powder tablets they typed with, were real!
The lady who discovered the piece of an asteroid she had used for a book stop and sold it for $20 million she will never forget to dust anymore!
A Christmas asteroid is possible to hit the earth in 2032 on December 22nd (see link here, close your eyes while you read!) but experts say that the chance of it actually hitting us is only like 2% or as much as if you roll the dice and got 12 dice with one roll or as good as if you bought a million lottery tickets.. Me, I never win anything!
We may think we have it tough about winter but it's not so bad. In Alaska they have it like this most of the day each month. And when they want to dry clean their hat they have send them to the dry ice box cleaners And the Christmas light is a rainbow of the Northern Lights..and the pot of gold always is the Gold Rush of '99!
They now have automobile cologne with that "like new smell" for fast living on the super highway of life.. I didn't even know RVs wheels wheezed, when they feel inflated!
Cats have a lower IQ than a dog. Our dogs are unaware so when they dog nap in the shade they never listen to our bark anyhow!
A man went before the judge 59 times this month.. And he said "I think this time I really learned my lesson!" And the judge said "I think your dog had better not apply for another PhD From the University of Arfizona online!"
In Australia in the winter it's cozy here... And it seems much like Australia in Febuary here too~the boats are all upside down in the rain!
I don't use incense and here's whiff! Who knows what chemicals you may be ingesting, It may be polluting and "uncommon incense is not as good as common scents"!
I want to look thinner so I go to my ophthalmologist and say, "How can I double my size in half with the mirror" and she says, "Weight and See!"
I go out on this jogging Trail where I live and it's paved well by the local town council with lava and I said you'll never have to resurface my shoes for thousands of years because by exercise I'm lighter and lighter; no more darn potholes!
Mice can't live naturally north of the tropics so they like to snuggle up in a nice cozy house. A lot of people would like to smuggle them out-and smuggle out their cheese without them!
They found collectors they can use at night to harvest radiation from the Earth's heat as it radiates out when there's no cloud cover. Finally! solar power at night! Mom's been waiting for years!
On the moon when they see the Earth rising is called Earthrise and here on the earth we see more Moonshine!
They've also found a way to read the ancient rolls from near ancient Vesuvius that were hit by the volcano using a particle accelerator and AI recognition to recognize words even though the roll was burnt and buried after the eruption of Vesuvius.
Marms and librarians go wild! They can't wait to flip through the ages! No, the pages!
It's been seen that some travelers have a Full scale map of the U.S. And they spend Several months each year Folding and unfolding it. Me I have a full-scale globe of the earth and I spend a year each month for a thousand years inflating and deflating it! I'm never out of breath by the ozone layer!
I saw this commercial for an airplane or ships and it says Say Maximum speed 135 knots, cruise speed 125 knots, I'm thinking knots per hour knots per hour they'll catch up with us up here in the air eventually! If we can't tie good knots per hour, tie lotsa knots per hour!
Restaurants here in 2025 are finally serving smaller portions.. Perhaps they're cutting back so they can earn more cash because it's good for our health. Live now and Save!
I've been drinking powdered milk for years, Because I love the flavor but it gets in my cell phones charging port So I started to think, "What not just add water to the milk and drink it?" I'm surprised the cows didn't think of this! What do cows give in a drought? Powdered milk! What do cows give during an earthquake milkshakes!
A man on a Canadian airline sued the airline for 700$ and couldn't claim his baggage for several days and it was filled with seafood.. It wasn't found till the drug sniffing dogs filed a formal complaint -without the seafood and Drug dog Administration!
If it really was the thought that counts many more of the wealthy would be alert in Ohio..
Have you noticed how Whoppers don't weigh as much as they used to.. McDonald's has the "Half a Meal" this is also named 8th of a Pounder!
J what state has the most diners? New Jersey! Who wants to go to Neoo Jousey? "Noise with charcoal"causes best digestion! I'll have a crunchy side order of ear stops!
Inventors have devised a record-breaking diamond storage method that can store data for millions of years.. If it's a record made out of diamonds I don't think it could be record breaking! The record may play the song more than the diamond!
The greatest new Christmas present is supposedly sending people other people's unclaimed postits! They won't just send a picture of a beautiful lady, they say "Oh No I want the beautiful lady!"
I go in the store and look at the scent on television Inventions, and it's just common and uncommon scents of smello vision..
The good thing about the lottery is if you had bad luck
before it's not a rerun if it wasn't even deja vu right away!
