Wednesday, February 6, 2013


"General Comics and Ocean One Liners!"

What's wild? Marms in commercials, I saw one who says we have 30 more shushes to eat out at her restuarant!

..No wonder we could use more math! All over the world there's global warming, and what are we guarding against? Raisins in the box out of reach! (They've solved this with a one way valve for your hand into the box.) Thank goodness for WVA.


They have a new tooth rinse I saw in the commercial, high speed. It's refreshing like floss when you yell for the RN and already she's sweet and suite on you!

And now it's 15 seconds on the tube, by the hour you wake up with anasthesia, you've saved labor day!

There was another fistfight today in the rich field of lawnmower racing, how will they punch out a lawn dunno.

How to always be fit...try to increase your pleasure in giant jugs of condensed milk!

They found what may be 8 more earthlike worlds this month, to me, ours will always be right up there with mozzeralla.

I was hoping to invent an inflation washing machine with a tube filled with air shakes around from the top, where you add your stuff in. To implode, our machine is filled with perpetual motion.

When the Electrolux has a crash, first the inward implosion then outward radiance!

If I asked my mom's hat size for a present, I told her I'm sorry not if I'm not perfect, even as amazin as I am!

If a boat was in a South Seas island, what kind of boat is this? A remoter boat!

To give the dog a bath, he spins around and zooms out clean!

Poet emeritus, doesn't rhyme, so poetess emeritus always must!

  They have a remote control for dogs, connected to a collar, and vibrations to train, left, sit, up stay, stop button if the dog has the remote, and translation like to read the FM in 27 arfin languages!

How do they spell in OHIO? Round on the sides and Hi on the Shores of Lake Superior!!

My mom had a pink finmobile when was a kid and it started to roll down the hill of the lot when we bought groceries one day by the store. I said, " Mom, let's get some exercise before we eat!" She ran and stopped it before it got away. And the kids never forget about this. If she hadn't caught the car I'm shure she would have!

The Hostess company went bankrupt this week, couldn't they just use the Muffins Defence?

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