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 What do you call Top Brand PCs? Brain Name Computers! Ethernet Service Providers allow us ESP!

Like cats might be syncing when they say, I wonder if those sounds people make have any meaning? Maybe we'll find out with MeowRI or Cat Scans if the we know more than we think they do!

Think I'll fly south for the winter, if I can flap my arms enough it will be real because I know it's a dream!

I see this ad for cat Scratch Itch Relief and I'm thinking if the cat scratches us or we scratch the cat!

AI is now being used in large scale College experiments to see if they can turn the answering robot around so that instead of just answering questions it asks questions like by the Socratic method to see if the student can answer it correctly. I wonder however if enough of the students get upset with all the questions they might stop the AI with hemlock!

Research shows that the Bermuda Triangle is no more likely to cause a mysterious disappearance than anywhere else. Perhaps it's no surprise that the Bermuda Triangle is disappearing from the internet!

Over the past 200 years, toilets have added 20 years to the human lifespan. Is this why they call it the restroom for the rest of our life!

Sweden's official Twitter account had been managed by random citizens for 7 years until 2018. A lot of tweets sound unwitty but when typed in are hunt and cluck!

Planes don't fly over Tibet because of the high mountains. If your earships ding you're in Shangrala! If your Starships sing you're on the moon!

"Comic mockery is a sign of a healthy brain"..Treat them like like a comic and it cheer you up! 

Scientists found a way turn peanut butter into diamonds. But it's only crunchy, never smooth peanut butter anymore!

Back in the days before digital TV when you turn your TV to a channel between the channels part of what you would see was radiation from The Big Bang. With old TVs they were just seeing Stars!

At one time chocolate was used for money. They were always making change in a heat wave!

It's unlawful to smuggle margarine into some counties in Wisconsin so I just eat where I live! It would cost more to travel to Wisconsin just to eat!

During World War II a Dutch ship was camouflaged as a tropical island to evade detection by the Japanese. It was the only ship of its class to survive. The Japanese lost the battle because they tried to fire loaves of  bread at them!

A motorized diaper in orbit for infants would be good so rich fat people who have lost so much weight in orbit wouldn't sail away from the mother station at any rate!

A cat was the mayor of an Alaskan City for about 10 years from about 2009 to 2019. By law foreigners aren't allowed to become president of the United States, but the empurrer got votes in Alaska!

 Volleyball has a high turnover rate, much better than golf! I flunked Whispering 101 in college..

 When I put a warm wet washcloth over my head it saves on a trip to Miami Beach.. it's sort of "softwear simulation!

Science shows the feeling of Certainty can be triggered without the need for evidence or reasoning, using electric stimulation over a specific part of the brain. The original Night Before Christmas said the stockings were hung around the chimney with "expectations!" If you want a feeling of Certainty put a electric hot sock over your head and YULE be present for Christmas when they stuff you!

The French and Belgians have an ongoing dispute about where fries were invented. Anywhere but France or Belgium is best!

A road intersects the airport runway in Gibraltar and consequently has to be closed whenever a plane lands or depart..If they change lanes then they can change planes!

I went to this cheap mind reader and I paid her to tell my fortune. She sez, "Intelligence WAS the way to liberation!" "All that was won't be! All that won't be already is!"

What they always used to say on Star Trek. "I was transported, weren't you!" 

There are 10 times more astrologers than astronomers in the United States.. and the astronomers are seeing stars!

"Waiter, what's this rat doing in my soup?" "Trying to get out!"

I wonder if a diving launcher would be good because the diver could spin around lots more often above.. There are planets with oceans of water 5000 miles deep.. soft water a must!

"Stayed up all night guarding my car because the people who stole it have my other key" Perhaps if she could use the other car to drive, she owns hers more often and each time the thief crashes-she saves lots on auto insurance! Or if she loans them her lawnmower and they agree to use it in her yard!

If I'm playing music and they say stop stop I can't take any more of this amazing creativity, my reply is "I'm a real outventor and not just a relaxaholic!"

Watching videos clips are real! With wild circus rides and other events you can find out what's going on with other people, without even having a heart attack! But not if you're watching what you eat!

 I once had a Teacher named Experience.. She was great and I'll always remember her. Because she was The Best!

Eating is like being 21 in Reno! Because.."Dessert Stomach" is where the stomach expands upon contact with sugar, making room for dessert even when you are already feeling full. To win at Reno, don't sweeten up the pot!

"The Centennial Light is the world's longest-lasting light bulb, burning since 1901." The Beatles all around are brand new this month!

I see these reviews and don't know if I can trust them and I see one review where it says "as an AI my opinion my doesn't count!" Well DU-uh!

You see these ads for video use online and they have this pig who's grinning and seems thrilled. Two-thirds of video gamblers are addicts, and with the damage to gray matter, cash, and relationships, if the pig promotes it, it must be a thin pig!

 (Note.. if you have overuse with apps online I do sympathize a lot and I think we could use AI to basically stop and smooth out the randomness of the internet.. research has shown this is the main cause of overuse.. cook here for my post about dish or see the same dish at the end of the page if you like!)

Emotional tears contain a natural painkiller, which reduces pain and improves your mood. Rain on your window pain makes the most sad cheer for you, and your realtor will laugh the most about your clean windows!

 In Moscow ambulances are being repurposed as taxis with lush interiors as a way to save money during the time when no one around is ill.. you can have a safe emergency to the ER, right of way! 

I'm so cheap I have a Low Speed Limited Outernet InAccessable link to the www!

In 1938 US Route 66.. became the first highway to be completely paved! Yes from one side to the other for a thousand miles!

Fast food restaurants including McDonald's were first built on Route 66 in American history. But the wagon wheels before never got a fat tire!

"Regular consumption of caffeinated coffee reduces risk of suicide by 48%" With this much coffee you're so alert, how could you be dead!

"Zebra have poor eyesight, and ostriches have poor hearing. These have formed a symbiotic relationship through warning each other of danger."

  If you see stripes in the store and you type in and it's not hunt and peck, or lots of clucks, you're safe!

It's been said that some musicians seem to be a nostalgia act with time.. No, to us it's a nostalgia act, to them, it's classical music!

I would always hold my nose in the swimming pool to keep my nose from the waves. A third of beaches are closed each year due to pollution.. Perhaps my idea of a self-cleaning wave powered beach would have a more refreshing fishy smell!

Venus Williams is the famous tennis player.. she signs her name "VW"-at 75 mph she has the autograph!

Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin rocket flight was the first all-female spaceflight since Soviet cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova's historic solo spaceflight in 1963. Tereshkova was the first woman in space. She was all woman, 100% of the trip, 100% up!

 57% now have internet overuse issues..As promised here's my link about we might use AI how to reduce gambling or other overuse events because 2/3 of video gamblers are supposedly are addicted..

 Here's my other post you might like about what we can do now using padlock timers and other more conventional methods to reduce overuse that most have without yet having AI in reach..CLICK HERE for Most!